One day Happy Bunny was out for a good time. He saw a prostitute, and decided to pick her up. Happy Bunny took the prostitute to his apartment. When he closed the door, the prostitute pulled a gun on him. She was an undercover cop and was putting Happy Bunny under arrest for solicitation. Happy Bunny tried to run away, but the cop pumped about ten caps into him, hiting a number of vital organs. As he was dying in a warm pool of his own blood, he thought, "Oops!" The moral of this story is, "Don't pick up prostitutes, because it's illegal," and, "Don't try to run from a cop with a gun."

One day, Happy Bunny spent the last of his money on some alcohol, for Happy Bunny had become an alcoholic. He decided to rob a bank in order to get more money for more alcohol. Unfortunately, when Happy Bunny was in the vault putting money into a bag, the door closed and locked. He slowly ran out of air, and eventually went mad trying to get out. Eventually he died. The moral of this story is, "Don't try to rob a bank," "Don't go into a bank vault," and, "Don't become an alcoholic."

One day, Happy Bunny was in school. Happy Bunny was jonesing for some jank. He kept rubbing his arms, and sweating, and shaking, and in general was not having a very good time.There were not many bunnies in his school so he did not have many friends. Finally he saw his friend Scott L., and bought a quarter balloon from him. Happy Bunny was so excited, and ran off to the bathroom to get his fix. Unfortunately, it wasn't smack in the balloon, it was Drano, and Happy Bunny died screaming with the blood spraying out of his little furry bunny arms all over the bathroom stall walls. The moral of this story is, "Don't become a heroin addict," "Don't shoot up Drano," and, "Just say No!"