Quarter's Korner - Why Must I Write So Many Damned Pages?
This time in Korner: Quarter finally explains why he writes over 90 pages every time. Also, a few revealing clues as to why he spends the first 50 or so pages mentioning the frikking voices over and over again. Then, you get to see a bunch of letters as fake as the ones on Mad Dog's web site.11/98

Geeks win Battles, Duct Tape Wins Wars
Find out how to take advantage of Homeland's best secret resource: The info that a thick pair of glasses and a roll of duct tape get the cards to magically connect to you and win EVERY game! 19/918

Basic Deck Destruction Concepts: Part 927
This is a new continuing series that teaches you how to win with the new strategy of DECK DESTRUCTION! Lighting Lotus Petal on fire, ripping apart their Armageddon before they topdeck it...all the info you need on how to win with Destruction is jam-packed here! 11/99

Multiplayer Magic - What the DCI Doesn't Want You to Know
Now a daily column (that appears bi-monthly), this article takes a look at what DCI is keeping you away from.10/98

How To Get...Peace of Ass
Gaining obscene information like this will help you bag a chick at your next tournament. Don't look like a total geek just because you don't have a babe on your lap. All it takes is a Peace of Greed deck and these hints. Read this and learn how to get chicks today! (Not intended for women readers...sorry). 12/98

Beating Yourself (and other nasty fetishes)
How the hell did this masturbation article get here!? 06/78

Multicolor Weenie
Gone are the days of the simple pink hot dogs. Weenies now come from the supermarket with really strange colors (You know, because they're rotten). Rumor has it these rainbow colors in hot dogs cause better Magic play, but you should read this report first! 14/08

Kards That Were Revolting... and why!
Over the months Magic players have seen many Mad Dog articles come and go. This is Mad Dog Sean Roney's first article ever (Back when he used his cousin's e-mail). We won't tell you it's really a humor article, because we're assholes. Feel free to flame Mad Dog if you think this is actually a serious article.08/79

The Magic Clone Quiz
Even though Magic is "just a game" it has a ton of frikking clones out there. See if you can pass this quiz about all the little copies of Magic there are out there. From Spellfire to Wyvern, you'll see a lot of mutts of the gaming world.08/58
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