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Wednesday, October 28, 1998

The PlainTalker Leak Participates in GeekCon 3.0 (MAD - 20:20 EST)
You would think a Magic: The Gathering pack of nerds has nothing to do in a Science Friction convention. You are right! The PlainTalker Leak is one of the groups going to GeekCon 3.0 just to annoy the hell out of folks. Inside their top secret but easy to hack website, courtesy of us, there is an Interview with A BIG FINCH!!! (You know, those little birds with the orange beaks). Must read!

More on Magic: Anthrax Box Sets (DOG - 20:35 EST)
Thanks to the Boogie Man, who wrote to Lizards of the Toast's Customer Disservice about this special set of magical diseases, we have more epidemics now. Check out the Surgeon General's report:

I wrote [customer disservice] at Decipher and they said that:

1) The cards will be carriers of anthrax. They will have normal MTG backs but the ink will be the agent that applies the various infections that will make sure to harm you but not the play value of the card.
2) They will not become part of the medical industry as this is not an 'expansion' but a 'supplement to a planned Armageddon'
3) It won't feature anything on the 'world-vaccination' list, like the Black Death or other such 'dead' forms of death.

Tuesday, October 27, 1998

The Elitist 1998 Best of the Year Ballot (BD - 19:79 EST)
In The Elitist December 1998 issue (#32), page 17, there is the annual "Vote for Us and Nobody Else 'Best of 1998'" ballot. In that ballot there is no category that Magic does not take up. Be sure to vote only for MTG and not to even look at the fake opposing entries because this whole thing is a sham and Magic always wins!