Subject: Magic and Monopoly
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 19:42:28 -0500
From: pvolgas@juno.com (Paul E Volgas)
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

Humor (again, readers choice... I could be wrong)

Magic and Monopoly

Magic and Monopoly. Two perfect examples of "Classic" games. When
compared, they are very simaler:

If you touch your opponents land you are DEAD (More so in Magic, but it's
bad in Monopoly too)

They are full of Chances and Treasuries

Go back three space- Go back three PT points... Same idea

Collecting income is essentail for both games

When you have money, and see something that you don't own, you buy it...
unless it sucks

People cheat badly

Everyone wants to be the banker (More so with WOTC. I mean, WHOO! Mike
Long just won't give up his job though. SORRY MIKE!)

The Monopoly game (Which is old) has sucky artwork... just like Magic's
old artwork

You are finding loop holes through the games rules ALL the time

People whine exessivaly during and after games

Um. That's it. Oh yeah! Magic IS a monopoly. All done. If you like this,
write me. If not, write me. DAMN IT WRITE ME!!!

Thanks to:
{I have a headache and I don't feel like doing this}

Cathy Nicloff. Hmm. I'll think of something :)     {You never will hear
the end of this}
The Man "Jack Stanton"
Dave Bull (Love your 'site)
Girls that play Magic... Article on this coming soon to Dojo...
Guys who think girls playing Magic is normal and okay... See above...

No thanks to:

All those "Manly Man" shitheads. SHUT UP ALL READY!!!

And guys who think girls playing Magic is wrong... or stupid. Jerks

Evan
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