Subject: unglued deck
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 10:49:02 EDT
From: M0X113@aol.com
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

[DECK]

     I'm sure that everybody has heard of the new just for kicks set
"Unglued."  I know it wont be legal in play but there are sure to be unglued
leagues and tournaments like where I'm from due to the comical acts of the
cards.  These decks are made from other types of decks but with unglued cards
and there are some total unglued decks.  By the way, the Unglued lands come
like portal ,but look cooler.

Power $H!T

4xBlacker Lotus-(0) tap and tear up (or remove from game) to add 4 of 1 color
4xJack in the Mox-(0)get mana depending on the roll of the dice
4xsurvival of the fittest
4xreccuring nightmare
4xB.F.M. card 1-1/2 of a 99/99 for 15black  must play both cards or bury it
4xB.F.M. card 2-""
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4xTimmy, Power Gamer- a four mana 1/1(4) to put a creature from hand to play
4xGoblin Bowling Team-eveytime it damages something roll a 6 sided dice and it
deals that damage to any target
4xBronze Calendar-your spells cost (1) less to play is you speak in a
different voice than normal
4xJester's Sombrero-jester's cap for sideboard

10 forests, 6 swamps, 4 mountains

Die, Die, DIE!!!
4xJester's sombrero
4xchaos confetti-chaos orb for (4) and to use it its (4)
4xMirror Mirror-the mirror universe but it exchanges everything including
cards and life if you think your gonna get killed
4xgoblin bowling team
4xElvish Impersonators-roll 2 6 sided dice for power and toughness when
summoned
4xFlock of Rabid Sheep-2g(x)  flip x coins and opponent calls   for each one
you win, put a 2/2 rabid sheep token into play
4xJack in the Mox
4xBlacker Lotus
4xGrowth Spurt-roll a 6 sided dice  target creature gets plus roll/plus roll
until end turn for 2 mana
4xThe Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast Customer Service-2r xyz  it
does x damage to y target creatures and z target players
10mountains, 10forests

Rock, Paper, Scissors, You're Screwed!

4xRock lobster-scissors lizards cant attack/block
4xScissors lizard-paper tiger ""                        ""
4xPaper tiger-rock lobster      ""                          ""
4xpacifism
4xcalming licid
4xMiss Demeaner-flying/first strike 3/1 4 mana   must complement opponenet on
game play during their turn or bury it
4xChicken Egg-like rukh egg only with a dice roll
4xLook at Me, I'm the DCI!-7 mana to ban any card for the remainder of the
match except for basic lands
4xHurloon Wrangler-3 mana 2/3 with denim walk   if opponent is wearing any
denim its unblockable
4xchaos confetti
10mountains, 10plains

Cheese Wiz

4xArmegeddon
4xDisks
4xchaos confetti
4xThe Cheese Stands Alone-4 mana enchantment  if its the only card you have in
play and your hand is empty you win the game
4xjokulhaups
4xWrath of God
4xcounterspell
4xdismiss
4xBlacker Lotus
4xJack in the Mox
10 plains, 6 mountains, 4 islands

     You can make a sideboard for these decks on your own but they are pretty
good on their own; dont you think?

Matt D'Alessio