Subject: [ISSUE] The Pisicchio Affair
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1998 14:12:23 EDT
From: HugoWolf@aol.com
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

To:fkusumot@ix.netcom.com
From:  Jason "King Scrub" Garr

[ISSUE]  The Pisicchio Affair

Hello, Frank...

I've never written to The Dojo before, but I've been reading it for quite a
while, so I hope I have some idea of what's going on here.  Anyway, here
goes...

1.  "?!?!?!?!?!"-That's a quote, by the way.  That set of characters occurs in
the articles of Luca, Enrico, and Gabriele.

2.  Spaghetti, Pizza, mafia, Italians, blah, blah, blah...  I'm an American.
I'm accused of stereotyping Italians with the above.  I've never heard of such
a thing.  Didn't American prejudice toward Italians die out about 70 years
ago?  This stereotype occurs in the articles of Luca, Enrico, and Gabriele.

3.  Hotmail, Hotmail, Hotmail...  Luca and Enrico both have Hotmail addresses.
Hotmail is notorious for being the place to get your email when you don't want
people to know who you are.

4.  Conclusion...  Luca, Enrico, and Gabriele are one.

  Ok...Enough of that...

  Anyway, I've been playing since you could discard a Rukh Egg to get a
Rukh...I've seen every style of play there is (including every style of
cheating).  After much thought, I've decided that any seperation of land and
spells is cheating.

  When playing, no matter what the stakes, you should just pick up your cards
and reshuffle.  This eliminates any basis for anyone to accuse you of
cheating.  NO CHECKING FOR CLUMPS!!!

  Also...I have a message for Gabriele himself...

  Gabriele, you were not kicked out for a light reason.  You were kicked out
for cheating.  It doesn't matter if you cheated or not.  You've been suspected
of it twice.  You know the old saying, right?  "Where there's smoke, there's
fire."  Don't feel too bad about it.  Spend a year playing type 1, then go
back on tour.  It'll be good for you.

  Oh, yeah...And how do you figure Americans don't go after their own
cheaters?  You saw what we did to Mike Long, didn't you?

Jason Garr
His Majesty, the King of Scrubbiness
Unsanctioned Judge